At 88 my father told his doctor I am going to go home and eat all of the chocolate ice cream I want, his doc said, I would too. He should have done that decades earlier.
LOL. The statue offends me... Actually, the thing scares me every time they point to it and tell me to mount it. How'm I supposed to do that? I mean, the thing does not excite me like that. 😉🤣
🥰 My primary care doctor is board-certified in geriatrics and removed that offensive statue years ago. You don't make old people with balance and mobility issues step up on that monster! Trouble is, he has a scale that is only a one-inch climb and I am offended by that one, too! 😱🤬 Doctors are wily and keep winning!! 🤪 OK, so he also saved my life by detecting my thyroid cancer way early and I'm cancer free! But. He. Has. That. Scale!! 😉
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Lol. Yay to the ice cream!
I love these. I died in 1281.
We had some celery with peanut butter at work yesterday. I hadn't had that in so long.
Frozen yogurt. Half the calories of ice cream. Eat twice as much.
...ice cream is a health food in my mind.
Well, I get my fruit in a margarita, too!!!
Too funny! I love that cheeto diet.
Chocolate is good for you - it is the sugar and dairy added to it that is not!
At 88 my father told his doctor I am going to go home and eat all of the chocolate ice cream I want, his doc said, I would too. He should have done that decades earlier.
Very funny!
lolololol vegan cheesecake. I make that and it's spot on!
Hahaha
And yes, I always look for life's truths at the bottom of ice cream vats. At least I've tried...
XOXO
These are great. I actually have that statue in my home!
Ive actually gotten to where I like celery. It only took 50 years :-)
LOL. The statue offends me... Actually, the thing scares me every time they point to it and tell me to mount it. How'm I supposed to do that? I mean, the thing does not excite me like that. 😉🤣
Very funny... I loved to read about.
🥰 My primary care doctor is board-certified in geriatrics and removed that offensive statue years ago. You don't make old people with balance and mobility issues step up on that monster! Trouble is, he has a scale that is only a one-inch climb and I am offended by that one, too! 😱🤬 Doctors are wily and keep winning!! 🤪 OK, so he also saved my life by detecting my thyroid cancer way early and I'm cancer free! But. He. Has. That. Scale!! 😉
The first one's funny only because it's true. I remember when I was little and I said to my mother why is there so much hair in this celery.
'The important thing is that I tried' Love that!
I actually like celery. And I really like the cheese and dips and whatnot that I put on it...
Hmmmm. . . . I should have died in 1286. I guess I'm too healthy.
As always these are terrific! Apparently I'm dead from chocolate. That's what they mean by Death by Chocolate huh?
LOL, very funny! :)
“Every piece of chocolate shortens life by two minutes” death by chocolate but, oh well, as I sit here nibbling on 3 pieces of See’s Almond Cluster 😉.
I started laughing out loud at the very beginning! thanks
I don't know which I holler louder, BACOOOON or ICE CREEEEEEAM!
when the weighing scales say to me "one at a time please".... i know i've eaten too much cake
So funny for a good laugh
OMG! These are ficken hilarious.
Oh, that salad one!
Why is yummy food so bad for you?! And celery? Urgh!
Yes, please remove the offending statue. I probably died pre 1572.
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